The Most Magical Trip of All

Trippin' (danger)balls.

That cow doesn't know what hit it

Not even the Midwest is safe from danger.

Chart Showing Amount of Danger and Balls Over Time

Dangerballs, Portrait of a Sac

The portrait that hangs over the mantle in the house of awesome.

Hello Saccy

Dangerballs in Transit: A Flowchart

..and this is just his morning commute.

DB BBQ

The only real way to BBQ is at 1200 degrees and from 7 feet away.